Insult to Injury

Not my best morning ever... first, the insurance thing. Then, as I was going potty, getting ready to hop in the shower, the light fixture from the ceiling fell, landing on my head, and then proceeded to shatter all over my bathroom and closet. Fortunately, my children were not on hand to hear my commentary on the situation. And, fortunately, I did not pass out, although I thought about it for a few seconds. Now I have a big, bump, a headache, and some frozen vegetables on my head... since I'm out of ice. Is anyone feeling sorry for me, yet?